my name is jay. i'm 24, from perth, and own a cat named schrodinger ii (we don't talk about what happened to the first one).
i post things i like. some of it might be nsfw. i will happily agree to be the cream in a summer glau/robert downey jr oreo. when i grow up i want to be brienne of tarth.
i don't like wearing pants.
I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif
that’s the play
Fortinbras walks in 15 minutes late with Starbucks?
Late for the party, instant kingship.
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i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be
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i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
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